dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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