Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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