So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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