She just used a chaser for red wine.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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