I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
nutella sex= disaster
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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