They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Floor bacon is actually really good
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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