Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
God, you're like boner-b-gone
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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