Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
