we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Come share oat with me in your robe
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
