I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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