That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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