Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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