I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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