Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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