yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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