i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
wow bdsm is so cute
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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