You're completely useless in the revolution.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Randomize
