I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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