I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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