I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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