Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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