I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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