You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
50% drunk capacity currently
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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