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next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Well I just put wine in my tea
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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