check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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