We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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