Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
This baby is an asshole
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
