they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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