I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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