i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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