Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ugly people sure do ruin things
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
