Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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