In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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