I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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