Sponge bath it is.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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