For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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