sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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