Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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