I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She even gives head with a lisp.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
