i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
You are the jesus of drinking
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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