When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Randomize
