I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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