Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
My ass is underappreciated
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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