I am puke
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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