Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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