I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Is it penis luge time yet?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
