idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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