normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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