thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I think a kid would responsible me up
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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