I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
420 ftw
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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