O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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