careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
