did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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