This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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