her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
